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After intense inner reflection (and staring at pshwynk's avatar for the last 15 minutes), I have come to realize that I have been wrong lo these many hours since I discovered the great french fry (Tuesday). I now see that that was just a secular capitalist plot instigated by McDonald's and filled with trans fats. The ultimate truth is indeed Pastafarianism just as our Queen has known all along (or at least since Wednesday). As penance I will now flagellate myself until I resemble farfalle and sprinkle my body with some nice parmigiano-reggiano.
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