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This is an old one, you've probably heard it before.
An immagrint from another country was looking for a job. He didn't know any English, so he just repeated what he heard. His job was to say "Me Me Me" on a commercial. Going to his job, he heard someone in a candy shop going, "He stole my lolypop!" Next, going past a resturant, he heard, "Forks and knives. Forks and Knives." Finally, going past an appliance store, "Plug it in."
Before he could go to his job, the police were looking for a murder. They asked him, "Who killed this man?"
"Me Me Me"
"Why did you kill him?"
"He stole my lolypop!"
"How did you kill him?"
"Forks and Knives. Forks and Knives."
"We are going to have to put you in the electric chair."
"Plug it in!"
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