Ladies and gentleman, I received the preview the next firmware update. I can't upload it since a Kobo developer sent it to me by a Wikileaks activist and he's taking a big risk... but I can reveal to you the main new features:
- an electromagnetic field that destroys any Kindle in a range of 2 miles
- new klingon-smurf dictionary
- interoperability with clay tablets
- fixed all bugs (okay, I exaggerated...)