So a joke I heard on an NPR program. The guest that told joke was Itzhak Perlan which explains why it was about violins.
Violinist Jascha Heifetz had given a performance and a woman goes back stage to express her appreciation.
Lady: Your violin sounded so good tonight.
Jascha Heifetz : (Holding his violin to his ear) That's funny I don't hear anything.
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