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George is home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there.
George: "Is there is a problem, officers?"
Deputy: "Sir, are you married?"
George: "Yes, I am."
Deputy: "May we see a picture of your wife, sir?"
George: "Sure, I have one right here."
George hands over a photo of his wife. The two deputies take a moment to look it over and then nod to each other.
Deputy: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, sir. But it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."
George: "Yeah, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."
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