[off topic] I really, really must recommend
Team Human by Sarah Rees Brennan and Justine Larbalestier to people who hate and/or love vampire romances (but maybe not so much to people who are meh to vampire romances). It's really funny, although I'd better give warning that some people fall in love, so if that's kryptonite to you, better stay away. [/off topic]
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Originally Posted by Team Human
Vampires are trouble. Think about it: These days, all vampire transitions are voluntary. What kind of person would take the risk of becoming a vampire? There’d have to be something wrong with you. Because the process can either kill you outright or turn you into a drooling, mindless monster (which would lead to you being put down almost instantly), or, if you’re superlucky, you become a vampire.
Let’s examine what a prize that is one more time: no more direct sunlight ever again, no more laughter. You get eternity, but you don’t have the sense of humor to enjoy it! Also, vampires don’t eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever.
I’d rather die.
All the vampire wannabes and vamposeurs mystify me. Who would choose the possibility of immortality over chocolate?
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