Great French Fry in the Sky? So do I need to appeal to Jean Luc Picard in order to get some flavor back into fries? The non-fat, non-cholesterol etc stuff they fry them in now leaves them completely flavorless. I can picture the decision-making meeting:
Picard (Great French Fry in the Sky): Number 1, your tunic is getting tight.
Toady Riker: Why yes Captain, anything you say Captain, to heck with the Prime Directive again.
Picard: As of right now, I'm ordering the replicators to take away all of the good grease and fry potatoes in nothing but olestra.
Toady Riker: Brilliant Captain, now I see why you are the Captain. I'll be fit and rubbing my furry face all over female aliens again in no time, thanks to your brilliance. And I know that you only break the Prime Directive in every third show because you are smarter and stronger than the rest of us.
Picard: That'll do pig, that'll do.