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Where do I sign up?!?!
Also, I hear that the current administration's EPA administrator together with the Senate Armed Forces Committee (everyone else was out to lunch that day) have just come up with a new Air Bailout. All U.S. Citizens (i.e., The American People) who can show that they actually breathed ambient air (not that fancy shmancy bottled stuff) any time between Jan. 20, 2001 through Jan. 20, 2009 (curious dates) and who can still fog a mirror are ENTITLED! ENTITLED! ENTITLED! to a $2500 tax rebate directly from our Federal Government. Checks will be signed by the Secretary of the Treasury and cosigned by the Speaker of the House and the Senate Majority Leader. Your children (and their first, second, third, and fourth born) will be cosigning the $423,895,557,283,338.00 loan whether they are present or not. Proof of breathing is not actually required. Just exhale one last time and the money's yours.
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