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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
Every time I try to make home-made soup, my wife thinks I'm trying to summon demons...
It used to be difficult to summon demons... Fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake; eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, lizard's leg, and howlet's wing weren't easy things to come by when you live in a modern city. But I solved the problem. I can now get them all in one convenient package. It's called
Stitchawl |
And then there's
Futureama. This is from the 5th show of the 1st season: "Fear of a Bot Planet" (1999).
Dr. Zoidberg: I'll have some squid log.
Ball park food vendor: Sorry, we don't serve that.
Dr. Zoidberg: Fine, then I'll have one of your young on a roll.
Ball park food vendor: We don't serve rolls.
Dr. Zoidberg: Fine, just give me something crawling with parasites.