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Originally Posted by AprilHare
True. Must be sad to fail at hunting, finding and catching chickens.. as my pursuers clearly do.
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There are many easy ways to catch chickens without much effort. Among them:
- Stand on the other side of the road.
- Play "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. The chickens will be stunned by its awesomeness and will be easy to pick up.
- Put out a disco ball and watch the chickens appear, fascinated by it. Again, they can be easily picked up.
- Do the chicken dance. The chickens will line up behind you and follow you into the kitchen.