[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Egad! That vicious onslaught of grinning gargoyles, aka laughing lizards, must have triggered my migraine!

*chicken was struck down yesterday at work and spent a quiet evening in a darkened room with Stella the 'nurse cat' purring on his lap*

*chicken woke with a medical 'hangover' this morning and crawled into work*

I still am having these hideous flashbacks of eerie smiles on faces that frighten me. I'll just grab the win and head back to the roost now.

*chicken sprays huge cloud of "Rid-A-Reptile" around the roost*

There! ACME product! Do your worst!

*A massive disturbance appears on the horizon. When it comes into view it turns out it is a massive group of lizards who are making a beeline to Poohbear. It turns out that the Rid-A-Reptile turns out to function to attract reptiles. Soon, Poohbear's roost is completely filled with lizards who are smiling and looking at Poohbear. No matter where Poohbear looks, there's a lizard.*

I win (fortunately I was wearing a nose protector that prevented the "Rid-a-Reptile" from affecting me).