Quote:
Originally Posted by radioflyertoo
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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So, looks like it's "no underpants" for me in heaven. I'm currently writing a song about it, called
There Ain't No Buses In Heaven. It goes a little somethin' like this...
Oh, momma stop all your fussin,
'bout what I wear 'neath my strides
'cause the gods don't check what yur gussin'
they only care 'bout your insides
CHORUS
There ain't no buses in heaven
so there ain't no chance o' bein' hit
and appearing on News at 11
with your underpants marked by a skid
...and then I got distracted by a moth climbing up the wall.
Cheers,
Marc (Rocketing up the charts)