[pshrynk]

No.

A man walks into a bar. He sits on a stool and orders a drink. Soon, he pulls out a tiny little piano and a tiny little piano bench. He orders another drink. Then, he pulls out a tiny little man, who sits at the tiny little piano and plays Moonlight Sonata. The man orders another drink.

The bartender, trying to make conversation, says, "I can't help but notice that you have a tiny little man playing a tiny little piano. What gives?"

"Well," says the man, "Down the street, there's a genie holding up a sign that says, 'will grant wishes for money.' So I gave him $100 bucks and made the wish, and here it is."

"Wow, that's incredible!" Says the bartender.

"Yeah, but I didn't actually wish for a twelve inch pianist."


That is an attempt a little humor.