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My Building Permit:
Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!” So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'. Work starts on Monday.
Stitchawl
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