Granted - all you can do IS concentrate on that document while the toffee holds yours eye open at an unnatural angle with the ninja squirrel choir singing "We wish you were an Oscar-Myer Wiener", while sharpening their knives. They have set it up so you'll never know what split you.
I wish that out of 300,000,000 people we had better candidates for orifice (oops office).
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