An old priest wants to go golfing instead of preaching his sermon so he plays sick and has one of the younger priests fill in for him. Up in heaven St. Peter sees the old priest do this and complains to God. God tells St. Peter to calm himself and promises that the old priest will be punished.
Down on earth the old priest takes aim at his ball and with a single stroke sends it right into the hole.
St. Peter turns to God and asks what kind of punishment that is.
God just looks at St. Peter and says, "who is he going to tell?"
