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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
From where do these damn sea gulls come? I go out to feed our neighborhood birds and the first and only ones to scarf up the goodies are the gulls. I don't live on the waterfront, but I knew even though there wasn't one in the sky when I went out that they would show. Do they use hidden cameras or something? ESP? Stool pigeons?
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I've seen them in Colorado and Utah, strangely enough never Wyoming or New Mexico
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Originally Posted by Hitch
OMG! OMG!
Amazon has shipped something to me ONE WHOLE DAMN DAY LATE! 4 whole somethings! I don't CARE if Atlanta is snowed in; I don't CARE if thousands of small children and other humans are trapped in automobiles on freeways, freezing to death, coated with ice, having to pee by the side of the road, I want my damn vitamins! RIGHT NOW!
They've BROKEN A CONTRACT WITH ME!
Oh, the HUMANITY!
So, Stitch: maybe we can get a nice, class-action lawsuit goin', eh?
Hitch
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get your apples and oranges mixed often?