(For the non-Jews, mezuzah is A mezuzah is a piece of paper contained in a decorative case inscribed with specified Hebrew verses from the Torah; the Jewish prayer "Shema Yisrael", beginning with the phrase: "Hear, O Israel, the LORD our God, the LORD is One" and is affixed to the doorframe in Jewish homes. It's that little thing about 2"-3" long and 1/2" wide stuck on the side of the doorway to a house.)
A mezuzah man who has finally made it in business treats
himself to a new Lamborghini! After buying it, he feels guilty
so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah for the
Lamborghini.
"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
"It's a Lamborghini,"
"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"A sports car."
"What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah
for a sports car? Go to the conservatives!"
Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to the conservative Rabbi
and asks for a mezuzah.
"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
"For my Lamborghini", the man replies.
"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"A car, a sports car."
"What kind of sports car?" asks the Rabbi.
"Italian."
"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts.
You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe car? Go to the Reform!"
Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed, but goes to the
Reform Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."
"You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
"You know what it is?" says the man.
"Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. What's a mezuzah?"
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