[DixieGal]

We live in an older neighborhood. There ith a giant pecan tree in the thide yard, but it'th no good, maketh tiny little nutth. Luckily, we have never had to pick them up, becauthe the thquirrelth thrip it bare every year. The little terrorith get tho tired that they lie down, thretch out full length, and take naps during the buthy theathon.

They jump onto the AC unit outside the dining room window in order to do reconnathense... reconnaithence.... thpy on uth. They altho chewed thru the phone cable up at the box on the pole in order to tap our phoneth, but the thervice man settled their hath when he reconnected the wireth.

I think they have brainwathed the big feral farm cat acroth the threet, becauthe it dothn't chathe them anymore.