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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
There'th a... There's a thingularity attached to my cable box. Periodically it self-activates, and I see documentary footage from another dimension, sometimes in the future of that dimension. In one, humanity is being pursued across the galaxy by robots of their own creation. In another, humans have discovered aliens who look very much like humans with a lot of putty on their faces, but they spend all their time reversing polarity on each other to keep each other pissed off. And in another, a woman has a castle in uptown New York City, and has a bunch of mutants locked up.
Oh, and I saw the Sex and the City movie, too.
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You should call in a tactical nuclear strike on that box. I recommend being out of town that weekend.