So I took my nephew out to buy him his first beer.
We went into the bar and I bought him a Bud but he refused to drink it. Not wanting to waste it, I drank it and bought a different beer for him. He didn't like Miller, either. I drank it and bought another. It turns out he didn't like Fosters or Heineken or any of the various micro brews the bar carried and I kept drinking them for him.
By the time I gave up trying to find him a beer he liked I could barely push his stroller back home.
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