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Old 01-23-2014, 09:27 PM   #36
Joeldmtl
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Joeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterJoeldmtl can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameter
 
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I once had a grey parrot. Got bored of the color so I went to Home Depot to buy some paint to pint the bird another color.

The clerk at the store told me that if I painted the bird it would die.

A few weeks later I was back at the store, when the same clerk came up to me and asked how my bird was.

I said "It died".

He said " I told you that if you painted it, it would die".

To which I replied "Oh it wasn't when I was painting it that it died, it was when I was sanding it down".

Sorry couldn't resist,
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