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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Did you punch the "Migrate" button? If it's an ACME Master Controller, it might actually read "Migraine" under the label!
Cautiously winning chicken ..
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No, no, no migrate button.
The controller doesn't have settings like that. It just allows the total control of your enhancements to pass to the user.
For instance, I can cause your talons to extend or retract at my whim. Turning this dial causes you to move your left wing up and down. (It's especially fun to use at antique auctions.)
For dancing, I enable the sound transmitter and the soothing melody of "The Chicken Dance" plays through your tooth fillings stimulating your primal response mechanism and you naturally begin to dance.
Ready?
Na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na,
Clap, clap, clap, clap!
Wee! This is fun!
