I am shocked, stunned, and hurt.
May have to summon the forces of eldritch evil (i.e. my lawyers held on retainer) for the emotional damage done to my person by the falsities and slanderous lies put forth by Mr. Jordan.
Ever since I was a tiny hatchling, after seeing this sweet, tender vehicle on one of any number of future-now television programmes, have longed to have one of these for my own. Mr. Jordan's fraudulent "review" is nothing but chicanery and malevolent words to wound people who might be silly enough to want to drive one of these things.
I'm going to sue those nice chinos off you, and your little talking car too.
Seriously, did this company ever build more than one of these? Saw it first about five years ago!
It would be pretty nice to have the economy and thrill of a motorcycle while retaining the all-weather & shopping function of a big-boy car.
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