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To help Tom Sharpe fill his days now that he's a 'Gentleman of Leisure,' I thought I'd post some Adult Ed Classes that are being offered in his area. Nothing like a bit of learning to give a lift to life!
CENTER FOR URBAN STUDIES ADULT EDUCATION
SPRING COURSE SELECTION
SELF IMPROVEMENT & HOME ECONOMICS
SI01 Creative Suffering
HE25 How to Convert Your Vacuum to a Fully Automatic Rifle
SI02 Overcoming Peace of Mind
SI03 You and Your Birthmark
HE35 How to Convert Your Family Room into a Garage
SI04 Guilt Without Sex
SI05 The Primal Shrug
HE45 Burglarproof Your Home with Concrete
SI06 Molding Your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
HE55 Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity
SI07 Dealing With Post Realization Depression
HE65 How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
SI08 Whine Your Way to Alienation
HE75 Cat Hair Macrame
SI09 Ego Gratification Through Violence
BUSINESS AND CAREER
H201 Creative Tooth Decay
BC11 Money Can Make You Rich
H301 The Joys of Hypochondria
BC21 Packaging and Selling Your Child
H401 High Fibre Sex
H501 Suicide and Your Health
BC31 Career Opportunities in El Salvador
H501 Biofeedback and How to Prevent It
BC41 How to Profit From Your Body
H601 Skate Yourself to Regularity
BC51 The Underachiever's Guide to Very Small Business opportunities
H701 Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
BC61 Tax Shelters for the Indigent
H801 Optional Body Funtions
BC71 Looter's Guide to American Cities
CRAFTS
C101 Self-Actualization Through Macrame
C301 Cuticle Crafts
C401 Bonsai Your Pet
Tom, just a couple of options for you, to fill your days!
Stitchawl
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