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Originally Posted by daffy4u
I saw a book once. It looked friendly and harmless but as I reached out and touched it, it cut me. Never again.
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I did that once too. It really hurt.
No, wait, that was a large shark. Took my whole body off at the neck(*). Then it terrorised the local beach. They made a book and a movie out of it - it was called "Far From the Madding Crowd". There was some last minute changes to the text/script.
(* It grew back though)
Cheers,
Marc (Sharks - they only hurt when they bite, much like books)