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Originally Posted by radioflyertoo
I wish that light was the absence of dark not dark the absence of light.
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Granted. With such a poetically simple wish, you have managed to completely reverse the laws of physics, corrupt entropy, and begin the process of causing the universe to spiral back in on itself until its mass is reabsorbed by the next higher-order dimensional brane in a cascading effect that will only end in omniversal annihilation.
Fortunately, the omniverse itself won't die for quintillions of years. However, Stephen Hawking got wind of what you did, and he's personally hired a team of ninja assassins to knock you off in the omniverse's name. I give you about 3 more minutes to live, just before the planet begins to freeze over.
Man, you're good.
(Edit: Okay, Neko's faster than me, so: Granted. You remembered your wrist-brace. Strapping it on sprained your other wrist.)
I wish I'd sold my motorcycle before the planet had started to freeze.