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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Errrr .... thank you Evil Lord .... but I think that my new incarnation might prove irresistible to those members that dote on spicy foods - you've changed me into a spicy condiment! 
Maybe something a bit more ..... forceful? threatening? Non-edible?  |
Sorry Pooh, but when you cross
someone something tasty with something else that's tasty, you
rarely get a lethal combination. Besides, it's hard to make something breathe fire using only capsaicin, I'm a semi-evil scientist, not an Alchemist! I need the right tools, like say napalm. Just be glad the cilantro tail feathers and the tortilla pants didn't work out, or you'd be a walking burrito pollo.
Hmmm... napalm... self flambeing chicken... I wonder...