Actually it is a thing of beauty to watch my youngest tear into a whole chicken leg. No delicacy at all about it; just pick it up and chomp. Seriously poohbear if the Spawn had decided to eat you, you would now look like your halloween avatar!
I hope you enjoyed your cozy nap. Of course the next time you try to feed me horse tranquillizers, the outcome for you might not be so...benevolent.
We Win.