Hmmmm .... guess I'll have to use all the ACME gift cards I found in my Xmas stocking to acquire new defenses .... against the Spawn of the Evil Lord ....
Hmmm ... here's a can of 'Spawn-No-More' - guaranteed to rid your roost of hostile, hungry, and harmful Spawn -- effective against a broad range of terrestrial and other wordly life forms. Sounds perfect .... although there's a bunch of tiny print in the footnote.
I'll just click the "Buy Now and Die Later" button and wait for the drone to deliver it.
Meanwhile I'll have the win please.
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