<settles down on sofa, hoping for a long read...>

Hey, anyone want some of these cheese and chilli nachos -- hot from the oven; and I've got sour-cream dip.
deployable razor-spike street-jacks (to deal with tailgators, of course): Lust!
One point of order: do not go
round the squirrels -- take the straight line.
Now, remember to press the big button marked improbability drive at just the wrong time (and do try to stop hiccuping).
BTW, how's the frapuccino doing in the ride?