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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
Sorry... I don't do reindeer. They are bullies and I don't like bullies. They picked on poor Rudolf just because he had a red nose. They laughed at him and called him names. They never even let him join in any reindeer games until Santa decided to step in and show them that he was OK... Bullies! Just what are we teaching our kids anyway? We have girls who run off in pumpkins with shoe fetish-ers chasing them down, we have guys kissing strange girls while they sleep, disturbed old men locking women up in sweatshops making them spin flax into gold until their hair is longer? Let's not even consider the bizarre behavior of women who lock up little children in woodland cabins so they can eat them! 
I think I'd better have another glass of Bombay Sapphire and go to bed before some fat guy tries to break into my house through the chimney.
~ 8 comic books
~ 7 packs of smokes
~ 6 packs of two-four
~ 5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
~ 4 pounds of back bacon
~ 3 french toast
~ 2 turtlenecks
~ and a beer
Stitchawl |
Hey, Stitch:
In keeping with YOUR spirit, here's our annual bit of Holiday Doggerel (with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)...
http://www.booknook.biz/bk_news/post...christmas_2013 (No: it hasn't changed much from last year).
See you all next year! (Well, actually, knowing me, I'll see you all on the 26th...)
Hitch