Dear Santa Mouse:
I've been a very good chicken this year [well, pretty darn good]. Can you help me out and deliver one (1) Evil Lord lab to 5WW? There seems to have been a tragic accident that I may have inadvertently, an allegation only, been the cause of.
Dog Gone It! All I wanted was a cookie! Was that too much to ask for? I never said "Oh by the way, why don't you blow up the Evil Lord's lab"!
So, to protect my delicate head from random rolling pins, can you please deliver the lab to 5WW & her Evil Lord?
Thank you,
Poohbear (the innocent!)