LOL! I hear you! I remember the first touchscreen eInks that Sony made used IR rather than a capacitive touch layer. They were great in many ways, but way to sensitive. When I would sit outside and read, anything that drifted onto the screen via the wind could result in dozens of rapid page turns, followed by loud cursing and several minutes of me trying to figure out where the heck I was in the book! The most common culprit though was my shirt accidentally making contact with the screen.