Round #2; List by w1k0
A confuzzled lingweenie phonecrastinated a call crying “Woot!” because his losing gription car got into a ginormous skid on a slickery snirt reminding him a cognitive displaysia felt because he forgot to change the tires so today’s chillax falls through.
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The Translation
A confused and puzzled person incapable of producing neologisms put off answering the phone crying with a joy and an excitement because his losing friction car which requires new tires got into a gigantic and enormous skid on a wet and icy dirty snow reminding him the feeling he had before he leave the house because he forgot to change these tires so today’s hang out with friends falls through.