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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Granted: The director has brought back Woody Allen to play Peter Sellers' role, and the game of Baccarat has been replaced by Gin Rummy. But your role now requires you to be dressed in dominatrix gear... you thought Ru Paul was scared before! (But interestingly enough, Woody seems noticeably attracted to it...)
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You know, I don't think Woody's smile whilst I dominatrixed him during the photoshoot was acting....
By the way, I wish you'd warned me that you'd been given Woody Allen's role as evil Jimmy Bond.... How are the hiccups?
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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
I wish Peter Sellers had driven a VentureOne instead of a Lotus in the original movie.
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Granted. Sadly the Lotus temporal justice department identified you as the source of the temporal inconsistency and loss of kudos to the brand. The resultant temporal legal battle, which will probably still be on-going, resulted in an injunction against this wish, causing it to be immediately undone (note: genies do
not argue with temporal lawyers). And if you think ordinary lawyers fees are bad, you should see the ones from time-travelling lawyers...
I wish Montsnmags Enterprises Research Department (Experimental) would provide a "Special Edition" VentureOne to Steve to "test drive" (hey, it should even make an interesting short story....).