Round #1; List by doctorow
A plethora of flibbertigibbet’s juxtaposing and persnickety kerfuffle discombobulated me so ample that I defenestrated him so his callipygian posterior attained the thoroughfare by serendipity with an uproarious onomatopoeia.
(29 words)
(A humorous usage of “onomatopoeia” is intentional though it seems that it may break the rules formulated six days later – see:
post #9.)
The Translation
A whole lot of flighty man’s contrasting and detailed fuss confused me so much that I threw him out of a window so his well-shaped buttocks reached the street luckily with a noisy “boom!”.