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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Don't hurt the cute widdle lizard .... I want to use him atop my Xmas tree ...
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Originally Posted by 5thWiggle
Working on the Holly Jolly Bomb and the Elfamitizer as we speak...
I couldn't hurt something that's such a widdle cuddley wuddley cutie pie...but I could add wings and make him fart rainbows and rose petals...
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Hmmm .... this transformation may cause the lizard to self-implode ... into a beanie baby lizard ..... major cute!
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You are tempting forces that you cannot handle! I've been careful to contain my cuteness to keep it's full horrifying power from being unleashed. Yet you keep trying to get me to unleash my true level of cuteness. You've only seen a small fraction of my full cuteness, barely 0.005%.
The last time I released just a small amount of my cuteness several fuzzy bunnies saw it. They were bunnies so cute that they made Snufflebunny look like a komodo dragon in comparison. They were so awestruck by the sheer level of my cuteness that they knew they could never compete with me. They grew so despondent about it that they decided to fight a nearby pack of wolves.
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Originally Posted by pdurrant
This thread is getting too silly.
Time to stop, with me the winner.
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This thread can never get too silly. Silliness has no bearing on who is the winner.