Dear Santa,
I've been a good Evil Overlord this year, so I demand would very much like it if you could deliver the following to me on Christmas Morning:
1) World Domination Subjugation peace.
2) A new DNA Sequencer
3) An AMAZON* Prime membership
4) Access to the CERN supercollider for research into my latest Doomsday device World Pieces Peace experiment.
5)The Win
Maniacally Yours
Evil Overlord 5thWiggle, Esquire.
*Acme Minionizers And Zoomophers Organ Network
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