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Originally Posted by pshrynk
Hey! My wife is 50, young lady! 
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I've seen some 50-year-olds that could strip for me anytime! (Not directed at Mrs. Pshrynk, of course... I've never even met the lady, and I wouldn't presume!)
Besides, it's not what you've got... it's how you use it...
Oh, yeah:
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Originally Posted by DixieGal
I wish for a helicopter umbrella to whisk me over traffic and safely to work.
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Granted. But look out...
Oh, no! It's been stolen by Mary Poppins. (Or was that Inspector Gadget in drag?!?)
I still wish for a
VentureOne.