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Originally Posted by DixieGal
Granted. Of course, this does not take place until after your very public murderous rampage through the zoo, shouting something about Peter Pan Squirrels, and eventually being taken down by the SWAT team. The episode opens a panScotland dialog on mental health. After lots of gritty voices shouting in committees, many haggis breaks, and an embarrassing round of angry tartan yanking, they decide you were temporarily insane and the discussion was dropped. Everybody adjourned to the nearest bar for whiskey and chocolate.
I wish my keyboard was made of cheesecake.
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Granted. Now all typing is impossible as you eat every keyboard that you encounter. (You encounter fewer and fewer keyboards as time passes since you are not the only one that likes cheesecake. ("Excuse me madam, did you want strawberry keyboard for desert tonight?")
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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce
I don't want my food to be healthy. I want it to be dead.
NAY: Healthy.
JAY: Healthful.
I wish people would get those words right!
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Granted. However they now get all other words left (out of conversation resulting in people taking flash cards with them so that they can communicate with others as they can say only "Healthy" and "Healthful."
I wish processed lunch meats were not so harmful to the body.