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Your settlement has been processed and should arrive shortly.
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Sweet, dude! (Whoa! Like, this laptop's like been totally infected by the most excellent Bill & Ted virus - I'll just get it immunised with a shot of
Sense & Sensibility. Ahh, that's better, my dear. Please, kind sir, do continue.
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You are reminded of the terms of the settlement that forbid the resale of your award(s) through eBay or other like auction houses without the prior consent of the belly-button lint
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Check! (The belly button lint gave me Power of Attorney before leaving on his remarkable adventure
par avion)
Check! (VR managed to convincingly forge said pet human's signature giving everyone in the ministry Power of Attorney over his affairs. Good puppy dog. Good!)
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If these terms are not met then you must read the "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread 12 times fast while fasting in a speeding automobile or light truck.
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Check! (That's how I always read MR)
Check! (Based on a technicality - down here, we call my vehicle's type a "4WD").
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Additional terms and conditions may apply.
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If I send you one of my new shoulder-mounted squirrel-launchers, can I be exempt from the additions?
Cheers,
Marc