Originally Posted by AlbertaCowboy
Or if he's trying to be cool.
*Puffing out my chest and straightening my back, I wheeled around suddenly, whirling my coat like a cape trying to look menacing.
Well, as menacing as one can be while slipping in motor oil and smashing my face into my car mirror.
"Smooth, Harry" I thought through the throbbing pain in my face. "Real smooth".

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