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Originally Posted by RWood
Sorry, no bank shares or even old Enron wallpapers.
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I have some [scratches] belly button lint, and this thing I found in the garden, under the dead palm, which is either some mysterious key that will open a portal to the black horror between the stars, or something off an old children's toy (maybe a Tonka truck). I've put them both in the post, with a postage-paid, self-addressed freezer bag which I've cleaned most of the chicken-goo out of.
Please make the cheque out to "Chumley Humbert Mumblebottom-Smythe".
Yours faithfully,
Bertram Henbury Gibbonton-Farquhar (Chief Accountant of the above entity)