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On a long flight, a man's curiosity gets the best of him and he asks the person across the aisle if his dog is some sort of assistance animal.
The person replies that he works for the TSA and the dog is a trained "sniffer" for the airlines. To demonstrate, the person turns to the dog and says, "Search."
The dog goes off down the aisle, stops next to one passenger, comes back and places his right paw on the the person's lap.
"What does that mean?" the man asks.
"Heroin smuggler," the person says and notes the passenger.
He sends the dog off again and the dog returns and holds out his left paw.
"What does that mean?"
"Cocaine," the person says and notes the passenger.
He sends the dog off again. This time the dog comes back and urinates all over the floor.
"Does that mean anything?" the man asks.
"Yeah," the person replies nervously. "He's found a bomb."
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