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Originally Posted by UncleDuke
i wish i could finish this script before next wednesday
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Granted: You bring the story to a quick conclusion by introducing pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent, meta-evil, time-traveling, dark jedi, pirate ninja squirrels that jump in and destroy the set, do a high-kick exit, and leave the audience laughing. The producer thinks you're crazy (for some odd reason), and fires you.
I wish that, like Captain Scarlet, I could completely recover from any mortal injury... except that it hurt less.