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Originally Posted by radioflyertoo
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Now you must remember that the alcoholic content ...
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Ahh, a paradox. Well done, sir. Like they say, if you can remember the alcoholic content, you weren't there.
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Now as far as Oz is concerned I've been there and particularly enjoyed the Queen Victoria Market along with the absolutely goreous sites lining the Gold Coast beaches.
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They're nice, I suppose. They're not the Sunshine Coast or Noosa, but I guess they're okay.

Noosa is paradise, but, though I seem to gloat, please remember that, I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.
(There, get that song out of your head now, ya bastiches!)
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But since I was particularly investing the question in ounces and not Oz's ...
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Isn't an ounce the weight of some lacey-frill-wearing, inbred monarch's first baby stool of digested scones and tea? Oh, right, you're talking fluid ounces though. So would that be about a thimble full of tears some silk-knickered poncy princling cries when he pricks his pinky while sewing his first "We hate the colonies" handkerchief?
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Is the glass half full or half empty. So are you pessimistist, optimistic and truly optimistic.
(hic hic )
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It couldn't be my glass - I prefer to drink from a bucket (and by "drink" I mean "stick my entire head in and inhale").
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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce
That's two too many "runs". I only mention this because I admire all of your posts for their complete accuracy.
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Accuracy? Whose posts have
you been reading? Now I feel like you've been cheating on me.
(The extra "run"s are my sneaky superliminal suggestion, as part of my contribution to the fight against western obesity. Is this answer convincing?)
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This is a classic example of relativity.
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Like royal weddings - it's all relatives.
Cheers,
Marc