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Originally Posted by Wordcrasher
I wish the parcel I retired this morning was my eBookwise, and not the sandals my wife bought on Amazon  |
Granted. Unfortunately it was packed so badly it is DOA, and you have to send it back; meaning your wife still gets her sandals before you get your ebookwise
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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
I wish I'd moved faster on my stock options (not to mention my wish-corrupting response) and cashed in before the revenooers took over Lick tha' Toad.
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Granted. However, you failed to notice the small print which obliges you to lick 5000 toads before you can cash in your shares. By the time you have done that, Lick Tha Toad has still been taken over.
I wish I didn't have a perverse urge to post off topic here just to get karma