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Originally Posted by Slite
Wish I could figure out how the trains are able to only run one way. That would probably make me rich someway or other.
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Granted: You've discovered the CSX Wormhole that allows the trains to move from one place to another without covering the intervening distance. (Who knew the trains were using teleportation all this time?)
Unfortunately, now that the news is out, the aliens from Alpha Ceti Four who secretly gave it to the rail industry come and take it back. Now everybody walks both ways, and they blame you for letting the cat out of the bag.
(Whew.)
I wish I'd moved faster on my stock options (not to mention my wish-corrupting response) and cashed in before the revenooers took over Lick tha' Toad.