To ensure that no kitten is left behind, Socks has decreed
Kittenhood free to all comers today and tomorrow.
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You can sleep anywhere and in any position while your servants require space-age back support, extra cushioning, comfort wraps, heating pads, white noise machines, and often, prescription pharmaceuticals. With all that, they still can't get as comfortable as you can while dangling off the ironing board.
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